April 2012
143 posts
March 2012
147 posts
“Your momma’s so fat, when she stands still for too long people ask her for...”
– (via vendortrashed)
wow Nozdormu must really suck to go to movies with
kiango:
he’d just be like
“oh no don’t go in there”
“no she’s going to die”
“wow i knew that would happen”
shut the fuck up Nozdormu. Shut up.
They always say you should always pick someone to love based on if you would want a child just like them.
I think I’ve done so.
[notthatimhavingachildANYTIMEsoonitsjustasayingthathasadeeperlovemeaning]
I feel so happy.
do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?
yawwwwn:
